Hello blazers, NFKRZ here.
How you guys doing today? And welcome to a brand new video.
And in today's video guys, I just wanted to bring you some Youtuber impressions.
Yes, a very very original idea, I know.
Before we get into this I just want to say most of this is just you know a joke this is all in good fun so please don't get offended ok?
Enjoy the video
*Idubbbz content cop theme song* (Otis McMusic- Otis McDonald)
*music fades out*
Hellloooo everybody and welcome back to another episode of "Kickstarter Crap"
Now, before we get into this I want to just address the elephant in the room because the elephant in the room is obviously, the shit that's on my face.
I know you fat cunts (like me) are gonna say
Idubbbz, you look fucking gay, you fucking retard!
I know I look like a gay retard
It's fine guys you don't need to tell me that.
Any ways guys, today's "Content Cop" episode is on a guy called NFKRZ (The cancer of youtube)
This, I mean there's nothing much to say about this guy, I mean... he's fucking cancer (and fat).
I know what NFKRZ is going to probably say to this he's gonna say OHH iDubbbz you were liking my tweets on twitter
We were friends!
We were never friends cunt!
I would never be fucking friends with your stupid Russian ass.
And you know what, I never say this phrase un-ironiclay, but I think this is be the first time I'm going to say this un-ironiclay
"KYS"
* shitty 8 second clip for more ad revenue*
Holy shit it's Leafy!(richest youtuber)
Hey everybody.
And welcome to a brand new video on the GOD DAMN internet.
Now before we get into this video, I want to say guys I'm very very fucking sorry. I know that I make literally $200,000 every single month from YouTube earnings.
But I can't be asked to buy a good camera to provide actual good quality videos to you my viewers so....
I know guys I just can't be asked to spend my money.
I'm straight up a fucking lazy ass piece of shit.
Yeah guys but today I wanted to upload this fucking
amazing video okay? I've been planning to make this video today
That I was working on for the past few days
and guess what today I just feel fucking sick
Okay I, I just feel fucking sick.
I *literally* feel like I'm about to fucking die.
I *literally* have so much fucking YouTube drama right now. Fucking FouseyTube is *literally* trying to fight me.
I also have two big YouTubers making exposing videos of me, trying to expose me for all this different shit.
By the way Mr. Idubbbz the myth, the man, the legend,
I'm, I'm clearly not the one being insecure here okay?
Anyways guys, thank you so much for watching this completely fucking pointless video,
I know this video was completely fucking shit,
But I know you guys eat it up anyway.
I mean at this point I could literally upload of video of myself shitting in a toilet for 10 fucking minutes
and that video is going to get 300,000 likes.
Anyways guys I just wanted to say thank you for all of the support recently,
and I will see you guys in the next video.
Now what it do everybody?
It's your boy Filthy Frank.
Some how in real life, out of my character I'm literally the sexiest motherfucker alive.
While being in my in my Filthy Frank channel, I'm some how the ugliest fucking cunt alive.
How does this happen, I don't fucking know.
I won't ever fucking follow NFKRZ on twitter no fucking chance
Idubbbz follows the cunts, Maxmoefoe follows the cunts, the fat cunt follows another fat cunt.
But me, (laughing) no shit, no man, I ain't gonna do that, I ain't gonna do that shit.
Yo, what's up everybody it's your boy, LispyJimmy.
As you guys can clearly tell right now, I'm fucking homeless dude, I-I-I'm fucking homeless. Like I can't fucking do anything dude.
Look at this, I'm fucking "homeless."
So then dude, I have some absolutely fucking exciting news to share with you guys.
There are rumors going around that GTA is actually releasing fucking tomorrow. Can you guys believe that?
GTA 6 fucking coming out tomorrow, fucking exciting dude!
Hey guys really like this chin angle, you guys really like this?
I am LispyJimmy, I copy my personality from Filthy Frank and h3h3Productions, because I can't be funny myself. (Laughs)
I mean guys I know a lot of people are calling me out because I do clickbait shit.
Look I got so much pussy guys, like I don't need this shit right now, I don't fucking need this shit right now.
What's up guys? Ethan from h3h3Productions here.
Do you guys remember that lawsuit we had about that bald guy trying to sue us?
*thick Russian accent* 'ELLO BLAZERS, NFKRZ 'ERE.
HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING TODAY?
(laughs) Fucking hell...
Anyways guys, that was pretty much it for this video.
I did a lot of impressions on a lot of people.
Don't take this seriously though, most of the time its just jokes.
I mean some of the opinions that I will voice in this video, they are pretty true, they are not a joke.
But it's still in the context of a joke so it's ok.
But yeah, I spent quite alot of time on this video so if you did enjoy this video, if you wanna show your support
A like on this video will be much appriciated.
And yeah, Thank you so much for watching this video and i'll see you guys in the next one.
That would probably not be as creaitve as this one.
PEAAAAEEEAAEECCE-ah.
*sick beatz* (NFKRZ Outro Theme)
nfkrz is a pig